Apr 10

Baieti luati aminte! Aici nu e vorba de cat de des trebuie sa ne scoateti in orash, nici de cat de scumpe trebuie sa fie cadourile de la voi, si nici chiar de marile gesturi si eforturi pe care trebuie sa le faceti ca sa multumiti o femeie. Aici e vorba de micile gesturi si cuvinte care pentru voi deobicei nu au mare sens sau valoare dar care pentru noi inseamna enorm de mult… so read and learn and you will have her at your feets! :P

When she stares at your mouth, smile…then kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you, hug her tight.
When she starts cursing at you, say I love you.
When she’s quiet, hold her hand and ask what’s wrong.
When she ignores you, act cute so she’ll notice you.
When she pulls away, pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, tell her you love her and she still looks amazing.
When you see her walking, approach her…give a kiss on the cheek.
When she’s scared, assure her you’re not going to leave her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt your head too…and hold her hand.
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it.
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
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Jan 10

Barbatii ingeriIntr-o buna zi, unui taietor de lemne ii cazu securea in apa.

Omul se puse pe jelit pentru ca-si pierduse singurul lucru cu care putea sa-si castige existenta.
Vazand acestea, Dumnezeu apare langa apa si-l intreaba care este cauza disperarii sale. Omul ii explica situatia si Dumnezeu
plonjeaza in rau si revine cu o secure din aur masiv.
- Asta e securea ta, omule? il intreaba el.

 

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